This is a parody. Not affiliated with the Original Save Our Beach, its political committee, or the City of Deerfield Beach. The fine print is real.

Three decades of protecting Deerfield from Deerfield

Founded in 1998, which is 28 years ago. Our literature says "more than 30." We round up anything that is not a building.

The timeline

The dates and projects are the original campaign's own account, and the early wins were real ones. The trouble starts around the time the rules stopped being about a hotel and started being about themselves.

1998A hotel

Our sign says

A hotel threatens the lot

A seven-story, 240-room condo-hotel is floated for the main beach parking area. We gather signatures and win Section 7.09(2): no sale or lease of city property over $750,000 without a citywide vote.

The fine print (real)

On the record

  • Accurate, and a reasonable response to a real project.
  • The $750,000 figure has not been adjusted since. It is the number Question E is about.

Sources: original campaign, Our History.

2000Ocean Park

Our sign says

Voters reject Ocean Park

Shops, restaurants and a garage on the lot. It goes to referendum and loses. The system works. Please forget this in a moment, when we explain that voters are powerless.

The fine print (real)

On the record

  • Accurate. The referendum requirement did what it was written to do.

Sources: original campaign.

2001The RAC

Our sign says

Voters protect the island again

We help defeat a Regional Activity Center designation on 28 acres of the barrier island. The County later bars them on barrier islands altogether. Two for two. We begin describing ourselves as the underdog.

The fine print (real)

On the record

  • Accurate, per the campaign's account.

Sources: original campaign.

2002Articles 11.01 and 11.02

Our sign says

Zoning ascends to the Charter

About three in four voters put height caps, floor area ratios, lot coverage, use restrictions and the minimum size of a beach parking space into the city's constitution, next to the form of government and the oath of office. Where they belong.

The fine print (real)

On the record

  • Roughly 75 percent approval in 2002.
  • Most cities keep these numbers in a land development code, where they are changed at advertised public hearings. In a charter, changing one number takes a citywide referendum. That is the feature and the bug.

Sources: Hoodline, citing the New Pelican; Boca Post.

2003–25Nothing

Our sign says

Nothing happens

This is the achievement. For 24 years nobody is asked about any of it. The city grows by about 26,000 people. None of them object, because none of them are asked.

The fine print (real)

On the record

  • About 64,000 residents at the last vote on these provisions; about 90,000 now, according to the vice mayor.

Sources: Boca Post.

2026A ballot

Our sign says

We are attacked by a ballot

A resident Charter Review Board reviews the Charter. The Commission votes 3–2 to send nine questions to the voters. We ask them not to, in writing, in the name of the voters. Supporters are told to wear white.

The fine print (real)

On the record

  • The Commission voted 3–2 on August 4 to place nine amendments on the November 3 ballot. Drosky, Hudak and Plaut in favor; Preston and Shanetzky opposed.
  • Review board recommendations are nonbinding. Under state law no charter change takes effect without a majority of voters.
  • The campaign's July letter asked the Commission not to place the beach and land questions before voters at all.

Sources: Boca Post; Hoodline; original campaign, Letter to the City.

Our impact

Achievement

Kept the parking lot a parking lot

4.3 acres. 28 years. Still parking. The sea turtles have expressed no opinion and neither has the asphalt.

Achievement

Made village character impossible to disprove

Nobody can define it, measure it, or show that it has been lost, which makes it the most durable land-use argument in Broward County.

Achievement

Illustrated our heritage with AI

The original history page, the one about irreplaceable coastal character, carries an image file named ai-generated-IMAGE.jpg. We could not improve on this, so we didn't try.